Billy blows...

... another save! Oh how this makes me laugh. This guy is makin $10.5 million a year to pack lippers and pitch one inning now and then. $10.5 million? I broke my calculator try to convert that to Bolivars. Seriously though guys, it looked like he was having some problems with his control out there. I would know. But to be fair, he was pitching during Hurricane Omar. That shit was crazy! I was building little castles in the mud during pre-game warmups and chillin back in Jose's hot tub by the fourth inning, didnt think they had a shot in hell of recording an official game.

Just when we thought all was lost. Carlos bombs one over the fence in the 12th. I asked him to sign my program when he got back to the locker room. I might throw it up on EBay later. Hopefully I can get some extra cash for it, cause I haven't gotten any bids for Beltran's hamstring, and that's been on there since last year. I'll even throw in a few Subway coupons Willie gave me to make me feel better after that first start against Atlanta. I'm gonna tomahawk those little bastards this weekend!