Nice Job Maine!

Where did this John Maine kid come from? I for one thought his performance was horrible last night. This is the Ney York Metropolitans and if were going to go all the way outings like that are totally unacceptable! Frankly I didn't make it to the game last night as Valentin really put me off my rocker between club shelter and the Lil Jon concert. I did however, manage to check the box score and like the rest of Mets world was extremely disappointed. I want you all to know that I gave Willy an earful. I told him flat out this isn't some Mickey Mouse team here this is the big leagues and if this kid wants to make it he can't be giving up 4 runs in five innings. At first Willy defended the kid saying something about his ERA being lower than mine but when I reminded him that this was the kid we got for trading away Benson, it finally started to sink in. Then when I reminded him that Anna never fulfilled her promise about sleeping with everyone in the organization he started to get upset. He took out a picture of her that he keeps in his drawer and began to sulk, then cry and start wailing at the top of his lungs about how much he missed her. Frankly, it got kind of weird so I left his office and sent Bannister in to console him. Anyway don't know if Willy's going to make tonight's game, Pedro's pitching and frankly he calls the shots anyway. One things clear Mets fans this Maine kid has to go!